Add a fun, farmhouse touch to the home with the If Swearing Burned Calories Ornament. This lightweight wooden ornament has a rectangular shape with a white background and features watercolor-style artwork of a brown highland cow with curly hair wearing a colorful plaid bandana. The ornament reads “if swearing burned calories I’d be one skinny heifer” in playful black lettering. A jute string loop finishes the ornament and adds a rustic hint. Display this ornament on a tree, hook, or knob for a humorous accent during any season. Measures 4" high by 3" wide by .05" deep.